c-e-salazar:

I am going to be that jerk & say it’s time we make the spiritual & religious diversity of America work for all of us. Let’s work each other’s holidays so that no matter what time of year, from Ramadan to Christmas, Kwanza to Festivus, every man woman & child can still order Chinese take out without worry that the establishment is closed for a Holiday.

This may be the smartest thing I’ve ever heard. Also, I really want some General Tso chicken now. Bummer.